Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Just call me SpongeEm Square Pants

It has come to my attention that my body is a sponge. Absorbing water and holding onto it with all it's might. I haven't stopped my weigh-in-daily habit, which is why I came to realize that this body of mine LOVES water. I couldn't figure out how it was possible to lose 3 pounds in one day, until I asked "body" what was going on and it responded with:

"I am a sponge. I like water. The only thing I refuse to part with is water. You take my fat away, and I will keep your water."

To which I then responded with a polite "screw you."

So, today you can call me SpongeEm Square Pants. Because that is what I feel like right now. A big yellow sponge.

(Oh and if you are wondering if I have conversations with myself like this on a daily basis then the answer to that is yes; yes, I do.)

1 comment:

katieo said...

(Oh and if you are wondering if I have conversations with myself like this on a daily basis then the answer to that is yes; yes, I do.)

Yay! I'm not the only one! lol!